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Pizza for Breakfast

by MISTER G

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Pizza for Breakfast 02:49
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Pizza For Breakfast Pizza in the morning and a little ice cream When I go to sleep at night, that’s what I dream It’s gooey, it’s great, it’s my favorite treat There’s nothing on earth that I’d rather eat Cookies and candy aren’t so bad But nothing makes me half as glad As a hot, fresh, pizza-morning, noon and night When I eat pizza everything’s alright Pizza in the morning and a little ice cream When I go to sleep at night, that’s what I dream Pepperoni and onions, mushrooms and tomatoes So much better than steak and potatoes Thick crust, thin crust it’s all pretty great I’d rather eat pizza than birthday cake Pizza in the morning and a little ice cream When I go to sleep at night, that’s what I dream Last night I had the strangest dream I was surfing on a cloud of pizza When I looked up, I saw pizza When I looked down I saw pizza When I looked around I saw pizza I’d rather eat pizza than walk on the moon I’d rather eat pizza than clean my room Chorus ©Ben Gundersheimer White Paw Music ASCAP 2009
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Don't Waste Stuff 01:55
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Don’t Waste Stuff Kids are always saying, tell me Mister G What advice can you give to me? I tell those kids have fun, climb trees And I sing a little song that my Mama sang to me Don’t waste stuff, not time not money Don’t waste jokes, especially if they’re funny Don’t waste laughter, don’t waste love Whatever you do, don’t waste stuff Don’t put the cat in a hot bubble bath Don’t forget to brush, and to do your math Don’t grow old without traveling around It’s a big, wide world outside of your town Don’t waste stuff, not paper not plastic Turn out the lights, thanks that’s fantastic A little every day is really quite enough Whatever you do, don’t waste stuff Don’t eat your cake, before you eat your peas Don’t forget to say thanks, and to say please Don’t go swimming with your snowshoes on Don‘t throw a party on your neighbor’s lawn Don’t waste stuff, not water not gas Ride your bike or take the bus, it’ll be a blast Eat all your veggies and your marshmallow fluff Whatever you do, don’t waste stuff We’re running out of oil, we’re running out of time And we can’t run back to the starting line So we’ll start where we are, that is good enough It’s a beautiful day when we don’t waste stuff Watch the problems melt away when we don’t waste stuff Hip hip hooray we don’t waste stuff
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Run 03:37
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Run What is that hiding there in the trunk? Oh me oh my oh, it’s a skunk! His teeth are sharp and shiny too He lifts his tail up, what should you do? You should Run! Whose teeth are those with that huge smile? Oh me oh my oh it’s a crocodile His teeth are sharp and shiny too He starts to yawn, what should you do? You should Run! Who is that lady with bright red shoes Oh me oh my oh it’s Mrs. Kangaroo? She jumps so far, she jumps so high She’s coming down now from in the sky You better Run! Last day of school, just had last class Smell those rose bushes and the fresh cut grass Stretch out your legs, kick off your shoes It’s summertime what should you do? You should Run!
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Bath 01:51
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Bath You’ve heard it from your Mom You’ve heard if from your Dad And every time you hear it It makes you really mad You’ve got to take a bath You’ve got to take a bath Whether you’re the Queen of England Or a boy named Brad You’ve got to take a bath The water starts to run You know what happens next It’s worse than a pop quiz Or any kind of test Chorus You’ve got to take a bath You’ve got to take a bath Whether you’re the King of Spain Or a girl named Kath You’ve got to take a bath You love your stinky smell You love your dirty dirt Don’t want to take your socks off You’re gonna wear shirt into the bath Wear your shirt into the bath You’re gonna keep your pants on As you step into the tub You’re gonna pull your hat down While they scrub and rub a dub You’re gonna have some fun if they Make you take bath ©Ben Gundersheimer White Paw Music ASCAP 2009
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Sneaky Chihuahua 02:12
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Sneaky Chihuahua She’s a sneaky Chihuahua, She looks just like her Mama Soft fur and brown eyes She loves telling lies She’s a sneaky Chihuahua When no one is looking She goes to see what is cooking Chocolate cake on her tongue It’s yum yum yum yum Such a sneaky Chihuahua She likes to chase cars and she loves to steal bones She likes to dig holes, tell secrets on the phone She likes to do whatever she’s not supposed to do When you least expect it she sneaks right up on you She thinks that’s it's funny To paint stripes on the bunny In her doggy dreams She plots and she schemes Such a sneaky Chihuahua She likes to go out sniffing in the middle of the night She loves to bark and snarl, and give the cats a fright But her favorite thing of all is tip-toeing around Causing lots of trouble, tearing up the town She wags her tail kind of funny While she’s snatching your money Goodness me, goodness grief She’s a four-footed thief She’s a sneaky Chihuahua /
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Pony with a Problem 03:51
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Pony with a Problem This song’s about a pony with a problem He doesn’t like kids who pull on his mane He doesn’t like kids, he thinks they’re a pain This song’s about a pony with a problem He can’t stand grass he doesn’t like the sun He doesn’t like kids who like to have fun This song’s about a pony with a problem There’s a terrible secret that nobody knows A terrible secret in one of his toes In his back left hoof there’s a sharp little splinter It’s been driving him crazy, it’s been there since last winter So he snorts and he stomps and he kicks up lots of dust Though no one understands why he makes such a fuss He doesn’t like hay he doesn’t like oats All he wants is eggs and toast This song’s about a pony with a problem He wants to go to Spain, he wants to go to France He wants to sing and dance in his underpants This song’s about a pony with a problem One sunny spring day in the middle of May A field mouse named Marvin was making his way He wore black plastic glasses to help him to see And when he saw the splinter, he thought it was cheese He ate spinter-cheese, he ate it with glee And our friend the pony was finally free This song’s about a pony without a problem He loves when kids shout and pull on his mane He says, “that was fun, please do it again” This song’s about a pony with no problems
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Luckiest Kid in the World 03:17
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Luckiest Kid in the World Lying on the beach on a summer day Bright blue sky, all the clouds have gone away Digging down deep into the hot, white sand Swimming in the ocean and getting sun tanned Then dancing in the evening to a steel pan band I’m the luckiest kid in the world Climbing up a mountain on a crisp fall day The leaves are red and orange, the sky is gray Hot apple cider makes my tummy feel good Picking up acorns, collecting firewood Dashing in the forest just like Robin Hood I’m the luckiest kid in the world Sledding in the winter through the birch bark trees Cold fingers, cold toes, hot chocolate please! It’s silent outside when the snow is falling down The world has turned to white, my boots make crunchy sounds Tomorrow is a snowday, all my friends will be around I’m the luckiest kid in the world Spring has busted out, the buds are coming back Flowers gonna bloom, ducks gonna quack Nighttime in the forest, and the peepers peep Baby birds start to fly, baby sheep start to bleat Go out and get outside as the seasons unfurl You could be the luckiest kid in the world ©Ben Gundersheimer White Paw Music ASCAP 2009
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Mister Chubby Pants 03:18
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Mister Chubby Pants Mr. Chubby Pants was a big bullfrog Bigger than a big bulldog He lived in a pond in the middle of the woods With a beaver named Betty and a lizard named Lou One day Chubby said to Betty and Lou “I think I’m going crazy, I’m not sure what to do The water that we swim in, the water that we drink It tastes kind of gross, in fact it stinks” Chubby looked at Betty, Betty looked at Lou Lou looked at Chubby and said, “here’s what we’ll do We’ll learn about science, we’ll learn about pollution We’ll put our heads together and come up with a solution We’ll reuse and recycle, we won’t waste stuff We’ll put up solar panels and if that’s not enough We’ll write long letters to the politicians We’ll tell them our story, and they better listen” There’s no time to dawdle, there’s no time to waste There’s a big job to do and we’ve got to make haste For the fish in the ponds, for the birds in the air We gotta clean up the planet for our friends everywhere From the tiniest creatures that you can’t even see To the highest mountains and the tallest trees We’re all connected everyone, everything So take a big breath, open wide and sing ©Ben Gundersheimer White Paw Music ASCAP 2009
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Dogs Don't Fly 01:56
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Dogs Don’t Fly and Cats Don’t Bark There’s a story I heard in the park Dogs don’t fly and cats don’t bark There’s a story I heard in the park Dogs don’t fly and cats don’t bark Dogs don’t fly and cats don’t bark That’s a story I heard in the park Woke up this morning and what did I see A crocodile sleeping in a tree Woke up this morning and what did I see A crocodile sleeping in a tree A crocodile sleeping in a tree Woke up this morning and what did I see Now I don’t mean to brag and boast But I know a bear who eats french toast Now I don’t mean to brag and boast But I know a bear who eats french toast Now I don’t want to brag and I don’t want to boast I know a bear who eats french toast There’s a snake whose name is Jake Jake’s favorite food is birthday cake Chocolate and chewy, all sweet and gooey Jake eats his cake with a cow named Louie With a cow named Louie all sweet and gooey Jake eats his cake chocolate and chewy There’s a story I heard in the park Dogs don’t fly and cats don’t bark ©Ben Gundersheimer White Paw Music ASCAP 2009
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Squirrels 02:45
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Squirrels How many squirrels are in the world I asked my Mom, I asked my Dad Nobody knows, it makes me mad I’m looking up I’m looking down I’m counting squirrels all over town And I won’t stop until I’m done Until I’ve counted every one How many squirrels are in the world I asked my teacher, asked Mister G Nobody knows, it’s up to me I see three in the oak tree I see four by my front door Could that be eight along the gate I see thirteen behind the screen How many squirrels are in the world? How many squirrels are in the world? I’m looking high, I’m looking low I’ll tell you about a squirrel I know The squirrel I know, her name is Sue She hops up and down like a kangaroo She climbs up trees around my house Sue’s best friend is Ted the Mouse She’s got some acorns in her cheeks She’s got so many that she can’t speak So she just squeaks and runs around Those silly squirrels are like gray clowns How many squirrels are in the world I’m counting squirrels everywhere I go And someday soon I’m gonnna know How many squirrels are in the world ©Ben Gundersheimer White Paw Music ASCAP 2009
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Buster 02:13
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Buster He’s got a four paws, he’s got a wet nose He’s so furry he doesn’t need clothes I’m talking about my dog Buster Buster was born on the fourth of July He likes ice cream, he loves apple pie I’m talking about my dog Buster And he’s sweet, and he’s fun He wags his tail and sleeps in the sun And he barks, and he digs Rolling in the mud, rolling with the pigs He’s got some friends who live down the road A cat named Chicken, and a cow named Joe I’m talking about my dog Buster Jet black fur, snow white feet Wet pink tongue, ready for treats I’m talking about my dog Buster And he’s fun, and he’s sweet He wags his tail when you give him a treat And he digs and he barks Rolling in the mud, running through the parks Boys best friend, you better be sure The world is wide and we’re gonna explore I’m talking about my dog Buster I’m heading out with my dog Buster I’m singing about my dog Buster ©Ben Gundersheimer White Paw Music ASCAP 2009
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Mister Bigsby's Brown Tuxedo 04:16
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Mister Bigsby’s Brown Tuxedo It’s hanging in the closest Cleaned and pressed and laundered Just a little something From his youngest daughter And when he slips it on The world is brighter And when he starts to dance He feels a little lighter Mister Bigsby’s Brown Tuxedo Little Betty Bigsby Is jumping rope at recess Telling Tracy Tulips About the suit she loves the best The chocolate brown tuxedo Made famous by her pappy The soft and silky threads That make him oh so snappy Mister Bigsby’s Brown Tuxedo He razzles and he dazzles He shuffles and he shivers People stop and stare Because he gives them quivers No can believe the sight of Mister Bigsby Dancing on his hands while he’s playing Frisbee Mister Bigsby’s Brown Tuxedo So if you see a guy wearing a brown tuxedo Do a somersault then walk right up and say hello To that silly guy whose name is Mister Bigsby The one who does back flips While he’s drinking sweet tea Mister Bigsby’s Brown Tuxedo ©Ben Gundersheimer White Paw Music ASCAP 2009

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released September 25, 2010

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MISTER G Northampton, Massachusetts

"Kid-friendly bilingual rock star" --Washington Post

MISTER G (Ben Gundersheimer) is a Latin GRAMMY Award-winning artist, author and educator. His dynamic, interactive bilingual performances aim to dissolve borders and foster cross-cultural connections.

"We'll Make Things Better Together" is the musical companion to Ben's children's picture book of the same title published by Penguin in 2023. ... more

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